This is the second time I am writing about Funny Dad Jokes and I swear I can’t get enough of it. Something about them being so lame is just so funny.
Most jokes are smart, funny, and engaging, you might even learn something or two. But these Dad Jokes are plain, thick, and cringy, but for some reason, they have a place of their own. You will find plenty of these jokes on the internet, where I personally get my own refill is from this Instagram account called dadsaysjokes. They have 2.2M followers right now and that number says how much people are addicted to these petty funny Dad jokes.
So, it’s that time of comedy month, and here’s a list I curated just for you to crack upon. Share it only if you find it funny!
1. All his kids are facepalming hard right now.
It’s so cute that he thinks there’s a place called the antenna, geography hence slaughtered!
2. Now, there is a chance that his two-year-old is gonna grow up thinking this is true.
At this point, I think we’ve all been a party-pooper once.
3. Wait, that German friend is gonna think where did I end up.
I imagine what other friends he must be making jokes about.
4. Hahaha, I laughed out loud at this one, I think I woke up everybody.
Jeff Bezos dm’ing him like, ‘you’re so right, man’!
5. Wait, why is he wearing her underwear in the first place?
Is this like a ritual in their house?
6. All I can think of right now is Eminem and his movie 8 miles, I know it doesn’t make any sense, but it is funny.
That dog must be thinking, he had one job! And all he came up with was ‘5 mile’.
7. Oh no, is this like a shade for the movie, lol!
Even when dads throw sarcasm it’s funny, like how?
8. Now, this is smart actually but still a dad joke so ehh!
One can’t imagine how they come up with such bizarre ideas.
9. Yes, the ducks love bread, and now the ducks are judging him too.
Because he is the only one laughing at this joke.
10. Meanwhile, blueberries in the gardens are like, ‘Hey, what the actual F?’
They are crying to be eaten and not make lame jokes out of them.
11. Imagine clubbing with your friends and your dad pops up saying this.
Well, due to the pandemic so no clubbing, so your dad might actually use this joke on you sooner or later.
12. Poor old man, she must be a feisty one.
Don’t you ever go tell on him, he might be in trouble.
13. The waitress must have paused for a while rethinking her life choices right now.
This dad is either sitting alone for the steak or he will be left alone after this joke.
14. Judging by the appearances of pirates in movies they do seem like they’ll get lost at C.
Also, I heard captain Hook isn’t happy with this claim.
15. Now, she can sit quietly and burn her gift in peace.
This dad joke was smart and well calculated. His wife isn’t happy though!
All the images sources are from dadsaysjokes. Do check out their page for more.
So, what did you think of it? Did you enjoy it as much as I did? Comment down below if you have any dad jokes you wanna share with the world.
Also read: Funny Dad Jokes that No One Asked For